I'm usually a pretty calm guy until I can't open a door or a pen won't work and then I kind of lose my cool for a bit and start yelling at inanimate objects and threatening to rape their families. But past these isolated incidents I feel I am usually a calm guy, with a few exceptions and one of those exceptions is terrible marketing ideas that spring to worse media attempts. Like the Geico Cavemen that got a TV pilot. Yeah, the commercials that aren't funny and just waste actual commercial time which I could be watching anything else.
But the biggest most recent annoying thing I have seen is a little show called Zevo-3. Which is currently airing on the "Nicktoons Network". And this series wouldn't bother me much but there have been commercials for the series and they are claiming this is a big new fresh original idea and I knew I had seen it somewhere else but I was not sure until a commercial came on that was just plain annoying. Z-Strap(Sketchers) the shoe commercials. And that is when it hit me!
Zevo-3 is the TV series of a stupid shoe commercial! And to lay on the reasons for me to hate it, one of the main characters "Kewl Breeze"(I shit you not! Tell Linkara) is voiced by Dante Basco the voice actor who portrayed Prince Zuko on Avatar: The Last Airbender. And that is just a slap to the face, from Avatar an amazingly cool series with kickass protagainst/antagonist to Cool Breeze, the shoes made with "air flow technology".
Now I can't name all these characters I know the name of the girl because it is elastica or something retarded like thta but this series has absolutly no right to be on TV when we could bring back good shows that would bring back the audiences to Nicktoons. We could have a spin off series for Avatar to reclaim it's good name after that rape of a movie! (KickAss Note! We are getting a spin off! Avatar: Legend of Korra) But we don't get actual series with original thoughts like "Invader Zim" we get a giant shoe commercial. No fun characters like in "Angry Beavers". We get shoe people!
I miss the days of original ideas! I also miss the days where “Hot Topic” didn't sell my childhood to kids who have never even heard of "Daggett" or "Jhonen Vasquez".
Fuck Hot Topic and Fuck Shoes!!
Have a nice Day, because tomorrow might not come!
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