Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Cooking with Zombi and More!

So recently I've been trying to do things and honestly it's a little hard to really get anything done when 75% of my time is spent coughing, I'm a bit sick now. So it's been hard to get any work done. But I'm getting better and I've been working on a few different things. So let's start with the big one, a new Cooking with Zombi!



I finally got to make some delicious chicken! I didn't have all the spices I needed but it came out so fuckin good! So you should try making it yourself, you won't be disappointed. Next I made a short video then had a great conversation with friends where we just did Han Hill impressions. So I present Hank Hillside.



While I've been house sitting I got to make a new vlog about the space I am currently in. So here is a small vlog where I take my shirt off, you have been warned.



Past that I've been working on a few projects on the side and reading porn! It's really hard not to love porn as we all know but one of my favorite kinds is hentai, because it is a better story than regular porn. But I've discovered some porn bothers me and I'm not talking about the illegal kind, but just in a story sense. I read a story that was really depressing because people where in love but sad things happened. So I've been reading other ones like Karen Chameleon.

Friday, October 26, 2012

The Greatest Invention Ever: Hamburger Shoes

I had a great idea earlier it was hamburger shoes. That's right the greatest idea of a generation and it comes so easily to me. I don't claim to be a genius but I will gladly take the monicker thrust upon me like a Japanese schoolgirl on a bullet train. Not to say that it is true but I will tell you the truth of the following statement.

The Hamburger shoes are the greatest idea of this bright new century.

I have 3 bulleted statement to back up my genius as well as follow up to those beautiful some might even say holy points.

  • The Hamburger shoes make winter not only the most bearable season but the most enjoyable.
For millennia mankind has searched for the proper way to keep his lower extremities not only dry but warm. The brilliancy of hamburger shoes not only allows for reheatable footwear but the buns keep the feet dry from the melting ice. Not only do these gift from the god in the form of footwear keep the feet dry and warm they also allow the masses to eat a delicious meal when they make it home if they are hunger or lost in the woods. No longer will people have to eat the leather of there shoes when their shoes are an amalgamation of beef, lettuce, tomato and pickles. the economy will boom with the constant purchase of these meal-icious mukluks.

  • I mentioned that people could enjoy the delicious boots, but they could feed an entire family. And that is only 1 foot.
The sizes of each shoe would make these delicious shoes more than extra extra large and a single foot could feed a family of 3 with easy. An entire family could eat all winter on a single seasons footwear. Even while eating their shoes people could wear the remains keeping their tootsies toasty on toasted bread.

  • The economy will boom with the creation of these fried footwear.
The prices fro these shoes would amount to the expense of a single hamburgers at your favorite fast food restaurant (not dollar menu of course). no longer would the world have to endure the fact that 3 year old's are making their cheap footwear in 3rd world countries. The global conscience would rise as well as the health rate for people walking for their meals. The world would become a planet of Jareds.

These are the reasons why the hamburger shoe is the great invention of the 21th century! I will accept all praise and fame you decide to throw at me. Thank you!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Undeaducation Review: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

After about a month and a half of being lazy I had a bout of energy so I finally finished my very first review. The Movie is "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!"


I hope you enjoy it.



Check out the Undeaducation Blog!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Minecraft +PutzCast=MineCast? PutzCraft

I've been working on getting things to upload, and since I have switched to FireFox I can!

So...MINECRAFT!




That wascally coal is still evading me! But past that there was also a small update on The PutzCast. Either way get ready for stuff!




Enjoy it!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Undeaducation Episode 1

This is the first and to date only episode of Undeaducation. A series I was and am still trying to do.



Premise

Undeaducation was meant to be a zombie education series. Hosted by basically myself, if not a more twisted version. The series was meant to help make people aware of the common dangers of zombies as well as easy ways to keep yourself alive. It was meant to be a comedy series and the few who have seen this did give positive feedback. So I hope you enjoy the series.

The opening theme for Undeaducation is called: The Undeaducation Theme was written and performed by LimitDrive. You can find their work here: LimitDrive

Please support them!

Until I can get my own living space sadly this series is on hiatus. Please visit my Blog at: Undeaducation Blog for more updates on everything zombie/Zombifaction.

Have a great day!