Site Updates (10/25/2012)

So I'm going to updating the blog a bit soon. I'm working on getting a domain for it because why not? Sadly i haven't been updating the blog much since I've been busy with a job and other projects but hey good bad news! I'm unemployed again! So I'm back to at the moment spending my time working purely through the internet, and still not getting a paycheck!

But hey back to that update thing. I'm going to updating the site including a new banner with the new domain I'm going to buy as soon as I can. Hopefully a new layout that will make this bad boy look more pro. Working on getting those new ads up and running. I'm gonna try to make more personal videos as well as update with weekly vlogs as well as blog posts, I'll try for at least 3 a week for vlogs. Blog posts will be a little more frequent. I'll try basic movie reviews, not Nostalgia Critic style more Siskel and Ebert quick stuff.

I'll also be posting a few links to The PutzCast when we do some awesome stuff there as well as VA on the Mic stuff now that I can work on those more. so if there is either an artist or a musician reading this contact me through the comments, cause I'm looking for some work to be done.

So till then I'm still looking for work, I'm in a weight loss competition and working on so much cool stuff! So I'll leave you with a vlog I did the other day about trying out new lighting for the vlogs as well as my thoughts on the "Gears of War" games, since I just played them for the first time today.

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Let's Go Postal 2 (Wednesday)

Wow it took three tires each worse than the last! So much of my free time playing one day over and over again. And I'm telling you if it doesn't work this time I'm going to go Postal 2.


So let's get down to business, because nothing is personal in paradise.

TO DO:
Vote
Piss on Dad
Pick out a X-mas Tree




















So Wednesday is down next is hopefully the day I score a superhero hammer and Kill Captain America, because tomorrow is Thor’s day! To my Viking friends, to us it's Thursday.


But seriously there were so many technical difficulties I'm sorry this wasn't up sooner. But later this week we will have Thursday. So have a great day!

Let's All Go Postal 2gether!

Blood and violence aren't needed for a good game but they do help make things way more interesting.





Postal 2 is a game about going insane or rather so very sane that you realize killing people is the perfect idea to save the world. Also note that none of this should be taken as advice, or in any way a good idea.







I hope to do more with this game later but for now this is all we get.

Undeaducation Review: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

After about a month and a half of being lazy I had a bout of energy so I finally finished my very first review. The Movie is "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!"

I hope you enjoy it.



Check out the Undeaducation Blog!

The Doctor is Out

As a living breathing person I have a healthy interest in death. Wow after saying that I realize the true irony of that sentence. But when I booted up my computer a few days ago I saw a little news flash on my homepage that made me a little sad. The world renowned Doctor of Death died. Yet again the irony is palpable. But when I was a young man or should I say boy I did a research paper on Medical Assisted Suicide for school. Aside from being the only suicide that I could condone I found that there were a few things about the subject most people don't know or don't think about. In general I don't quite follow the name Medical assisted suicide, but of course it is the best name to use since Medical assisted murder is very much a difference in what the act actually is. Most people call it euthanasia but at the same time that is wrong.

The difference between euthanasia and Medical Assisted Suicide is the very chose of it. Euthanasia is what you do to a pet when they grow too old or too sick to be the vibrant friend they once were. There is no actual choice in the matter when euthanasia is the subject. You can't euthanize your grandparents when they get old that is pure and simple murder, not to be confused with pulling the plug on a vegetative relative or loved one. While medical assisted suicide is exactly what it sounds like. It is the process of having a doctor administer a lethal amount of drugs most likely a sedative to send the patient into a calming sleep that will then stop the brain and heart functions killing them nearly painlessly, well that is what all the books I read while studying the subject. The biggest reason to do something like this would be if you are in too much pain that you would rather die now than live on suffering. People suffering from severe forms of cancer sometime choose this option rather than suffer through chemotherapy. Chemo is defiantly a god send in comparison to not having it but at the same time it is not an easy process.

But I'm not here to talk about chemo therapy I'm here to give my thoughts on the late Doctor.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian (Born May 26, 1928, died June 3, 2011)
Kevorkian started advertising in Detroit newspapers in 1987 as a physician consultant for "death counseling". His first public assisted suicide was in 1990, of Janet Adkins, a 54-year-old woman diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease in 1989. He was charged with murder, but charges were dropped on December 13, 1990 as there were, at that time, no laws in Michigan regarding assisted suicide. However, in 1991 the State of Michigan revoked Kevorkian's medical license and made it clear that given his actions, he was no longer permitted to practice medicine or to work with patients. Between 1990 and 1998, Kevorkian assisted in the deaths of 130 terminally ill people, according to his lawyer Geoffrey Fieger. In each of these cases, the individuals themselves allegedly took the final action which resulted in their own deaths. Kevorkian allegedly assisted only by attaching the individual to a euthanasia device that he had made. The individual then pushed a button which released the drugs or chemicals that would end his or her own life. Two deaths were assisted by means of a device which delivered the euthanizing drugs mechanically through an I.V. Kevorkian called it a "Thanatron" (death machine). Other people were assisted by a device which employed a gas mask fed by a canister of carbon monoxide which was called “Mercitron " (mercy machine).

But with his death we lose a man who was only trying to help others, just like the oath he took as a doctor asked him to. With his death we lose a good man.

Minecraft +PutzCast=MineCast? PutzCraft

I've been working on getting things to upload, and since I have switched to FireFox I can!

So...MINECRAFT!




That wascally coal is still evading me! But past that there was also a small update on The PutzCast. Either way get ready for stuff!




Enjoy it!

Thinking About Pressing Start 2 Continue

With me getting a job more recently it means a few perks and a few...anti-perks?


Perks
1. Something to do with my time
2. Cash to buy things I want/need
3. Can afford a girlfriend

To name a few perks but then those anti-perks show up, I really wish I could remember the word that I want to use.


1. Less time to do nothing.
2. Tired and sore constantly
3. All that free time I had for a social life before is now used to rest after work.
4. They have me working one day a week!

Ok that last one throws something’s out wack, I do still have the free time but the cash is not just flowing in. But when I did get paid the first time last week, I thought I'll take my grandpa to lunch and start a bank account and put the rest in the bank. But I opened my first check to see 36 dollars. They paid me for my very first day where we finished the work too fast. I got caught between pay periods. But I will say I spent my check on something I really wanted and I have to say it was a great purchase. I bought...

(Insert Zelda openings a chest music here!)

"Press Start 2 Continue"

The sequel to the outrageously hilarious "Press Start: The Movie" from “DarkMaze Studios”.

For my full thoughts on it I direct you here to this video!




But with my next payday set for Friday next week I will buy a few things I want. I will buy my grandpa lunch, start a bank account and external hard drive for my computer would be great and if I have the money, my own "Minecraft" name things.

Then I'll do my best to make more videos!

My review is on the way but my artist went through a bit of a scare and I wouldn't dare ask her to work on anything till she is ready to, so that’s what is going on there!

Till next time have a nice day. Because tomorrow might now come!

How do they do it?!

God! I have no idea how they do it!


The Nostalgia Critic, Linkara, The Cinema Snob, Phelous let alone the people who do multiple video a week, like there people I just said and all the others (All the others, not actually all of the others but a good number). Watch/script/film/edit and release not to mention all the special effects they go through to make a good review. It is much harder than it looks, admittedly a few of these stages can go by quickly and they are all fun but all the work you have to put into doing this kind of thing weekly is just astounding to me. I'm working on a video a month and anything else I can get done and I think what I do is challenging, this reviewing thing is tougher than anything I've ever done.


I feel I have to say Thank you to all the reviewers out there, even the ones who aren't famous or even unknown. This is excellent work you're all doing and I really hope you all keep going.

But I wanted to show something off, I hope she doesn't mind but I just got the first sketch of my very first title card And I am so happy I choose this girl to be my artist, her work is outstanding!

Just a sketch.

I've sent her my 1 note on this and she is going to get it all finished in a little while, editing is going smoothly so please be sure to tell your favorite reviewers what a great job they are doing and I hope to see a few comments on my first review as soon as it comes out.

Have a great day everyone!
Also big shout out to C.R.I.T.I.C. TV for the mention on ep 45!

Undeaducation Review: Behind the Scenes

A little update on things in the works.




Oh! You caught me off guard that is why I am acting like this. Please have a seat and listen to the big news.

Check out my Blog!

Undeaducation

My title card artist: GirlsHateBoys

GirlsHateBoys

Undeaducation Theme song by LimitDrive

LimitDrive

I really hope you are looking forward to this as much as I am, more stuff soon!

I'm (not) a Creeper!

I really don’t try to look or act like a creeper, but I am constantly getting into situations that make me look like it. The only girls who want to date me are young girls which is a terrible idea unless you want people to think you’re a pedophile. A small side note I don’t want to be seen as one.

Even at my first convention I was dressed as “Master Roshi” of “Dragon Ball” and really that was my fault. But I was asked to take pictures that made me look like a creeper and even High 5’d the “Pedobear”. Good side note the only actually “mature” picture was me groping a hot black chick. Best part of the con, even better than the…Sailor Moon Hentai panel…Damn it, that probably doesn’t help my case.

I really did go to see what it was about because the pamphlet said “Sailor Moon Hentai” and I thought there is no way they will just show porn, but I had never been to a con so who was I to consider it. It was about the impact of Sailor Moon on Hentai, it was very informative and educational, except I had to sit next to “Bla-tachi” (Black “Itachi”, I think I can’t tell “Narutards” apart) who wouldn’t shut up and kept making loud and interrupting jokes about me being Roshi at a hentai panel.

But back to the point. Now “Facebook” is trying to make me look like a creeper to. See…

I really don’t try to come off like this but sadly I think I’m stuck with it. I need a girlfriend to get this image at least a little away from me.

The News: This Just In!

And after years of lies the truth was revealed, Hot pockets don’t go in your pants. We’ll be back with News at eleven.

Hello welcome back this is News at eleven the time is currently three in the morning and a bit of breaking news. A mad scientist has taken over New York, the state not the city. When asked about this he said I’m not mad just a little miffed.

Holocaust survivor Smadolf Smitler, died today in the Jewish rest home he hated so much. His suicide note said all he wanted was to leave but children I’m quoting here “Jewed him into this hellhole.”

He will be missed by someone...I'm sure someone will.

On a lighter note the black art community has decided to officially announce that they will not allow the term colored people since according to the art world black is the absence of color.

So white people have taken it upon themselves to call them empty. Viewing this as racist the Black art community has decided to erect a large painting showing their feeling but seeing as how it’s “modern art” no one understands what it means.

Title: Where's Whitey.

It seems the trend of bagged milk has come to America from its brother to the north Canada. When faced with this change people protesters formed groups milking cows into pales reading plastic not paper.

On a related note the president of the organization PETA has been impeached for racist remarks against a Dalmatian.

She said “That Mulatto bitch pissed on my floor.”

She also abuses children for fun.

Updateucation (get it?!)

Alright well I've scripted a review for a movie called Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! I can honestly say I'm proud of it. I still need to write a review for Kiki's Delivery Service, because I signed up for it and I'm lazy.

I'm knee deep in editing TeamNakama's One Piece abridged, which is the toughest thing on my plate, I miss our old editor. He was better than I am at this.

I've been playin Minecraft a bit too much, I joined Reviewtopia to check that out, it is not very fantastic sad to say. I haven't started recording the Next Minecraft, since I still need to get the rest of the "episodes" up.

I'm thinkin of getting someone to voice a fridge.

I hope I get a call to work soon, so I can afford Press Start 2 Continue(buy it!). Also a thought occurs to me, if I rewrite an older script and make it good I might be able to send it to Ed Glaser of Dark Maze Studio.

So that’s it for updates. Also big thanks to Trish who is my 3rd follower!

Updates and Stuff 3/25/2011

A little bit of something happens as life goes on. I got a job finally. But it is irregular, I'm basically on call for a factory job where I look at parts, I lift them up and set them down.

But at least I got a job.

Also a friend of mine released a project that he was working on. A fandub of the popular internet comic, Darths and Droids.

The original plan was for me to play Old Ben Kenobi before he was old and that would be fun, I've been caught in the Old Ben voice. But I've also been stuck as Arnold Schwarzenegger, it happens.

So here is the video for that. I'm sorry for the editing hiccups and what not. I'm sure he'll get better as he edits, I was just a voice. The voice of Qui-Gon Jinn. So here is the video.





Cast
GM: Raku
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ben: OmegaOptimusSupreme
Qui-Gon Jinn/Jim: Zombifaction
Editor/Director: KingofSouls

I'm sure he'll get better and if not then I'll have to step in and fix some things up. But give him a shot.

Till then I don't have much to say other than I'm working on my review style of videos. I've got a bit more, I'm re-hauling episode 2 of Undeaducation and rewriting it, it was awful, trust me it must be redone.

Till then I can say that I'm working on other videos like Minecraft videos, the first part is kind of bad, but I got fraps recently and I'm working on making it better.

So good things on the way and hard work being used! So have some Red Elvises to pass the time.




The Red Elvises - Boogie on the Beach

The Red Elvises

So have a great day and feed back is always great! Peace!

Case Study: Survival of the Dead

I did a would-be review of this film a few weeks ago. From there you can already guess my conclusion for this article. But this is not a review this has absolutely nothing to do with my personal opinion on the merits of this film. This is a case study of “Survival of the Dead”. This is about what this movie has done to the genre. First a small summary of the plot and characters.

4 deserting National Guardsmen encounter a boy who claims safety and happiness are located on Plum Island after viewing a video saying that. The guardsmen soon find that the island is home to two feuding clans who differ on opinion of what should be done about the undead.

The characters and a summary of them are next.

Sarge "Nicotine" Crockett: There is no reason to call him Nicotine, he is referred to as Sarge throughout the entire film. He is the "main" focus of the movie and a dull character. He goes through what is supposed to be character growth, but never changes through the entire film. He acts like a selfish jerk when in reality he is supposed to be a soft hearted respectable character.

Kenny: Because the only character worth a full name is Sarge. Kenny is a kind hearted moron. He dies too fast to show any character growth.

Francisco: who throughout the film is only known as "Cisco" is a walking hard-on put in this movie only for comedic relief and to give the next character a chance at character growth.

Tomboy: The female protagonist. She is only there to keep this film form being nothing but men. We are introduced to her masturbating. Yes, she is masturbating the first time we see her. She only really shows emotion when Cisco is killed, her only motivation till then is to walk around and proclaim I'm a lesbian.

Boy: Yes just boy. He is to signify the thought of innocents even though he is just as unlikable as the rest of the characters. He is suppose to embody the hope of the next generation, and he is a failure at that, showing up only when the plot needs him and even then you will forget he exists the second he leaves the screen.

There are more but they go through no growth and mean absolutely nothing to the plot, except to kill the rest of the characters. No names are needed just the O'Flynns and Muldoons. “George A. Romero” was trying to make a western for this hopefully last chapter of the Dead series. He instead remade the story of the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s, with zombies. We are supposed to choose sides of the feud but both sides accomplish nothing. The O'Flynns want to kill the zombies and the Muldoons say they want to keep them and "fix" them. We don't get to Plum Island until a fourth of the way through the movie. From here we see the Muldoons have lost sight of their goals. Instead killing all the zombies who don't immediately show signs of their former lives and killing all those who come to the island. Including Kenny. While making their way to Plum Island Cisco is bitten and grows worse and worse until being shot.

The movie adds nothing good to the genre, in fact it attempts to break the "rules previously established by the former films. By making the zombies eat animals. The previous films had established that the zombies were only interested in people. There is one moment in the original film that goes against this where a zombie eats a grasshopper but all other films showed clearly that the zombies only wanted humans. Day of the Dead clearly shows zombies walking right past alligators. So this film attempts to go against the "rules" its predecessors set up.

Admittedly the original creator is behind it but I have to look at " The Metroid series" just like "The Dead Series" I feel the creator has lost touch with his own creation. All the previous films were trying to establish something. They had a message that the zombies were metaphorical meaning to other things like consumerism. Mr. Romero works it seems best when a point is attempting to be made, it seems now that he might be just cashing in on the series that rocketed him to fame.

In general I hate to say I wish I had never seen this movie so I could just assume its good, but sadly I bought it and I feel betrayed. If by some chance this reaches your eyes I ask you will all sincerity please don't make any more Dead films Mr. Romero.

This might have seemed like a review but I do not mean it to. This film adds nothing to the genre other than cementing that George A. Romero hasn't made a good film since " Land of the Dead" and that was lacking the punch of the previous films as well.

Also might I add that characters that aren't stupid halfway through the movie shouldn't immediately change and become the stupidest character. Jane O'Flynn is the worst character in any Romero Film.

Highschool of the Dead Got Me Down!

As I hammer out the basic details of my review style I am going to look at a few things that have been bothering me. I'll start with “Highschool of the Dead”.

I love Highschool of the Dead. It is a very enjoyable manga with interesting and enjoyable characters with real motivations. The very first issue, one of our main characters, Rei Miyamoto, starts freaking out over a lost loved one and blames our protagonist Takashi Komuro, for killing him once he turned. When she loses it and says that he wanted to kill him so they could be together he basically says "Fuck it and you, I'm leaving stay here and die if you want it so bad. We see right here Takashi ain't taking any shit. This is exactly what I want; he isn't here to babysit you he's in it for survival. All of our characters are there for a bit obvious reason the only problem I have with the series and I mean that it is the only problem. Is the Jiggling.

Yes jiggling breast. I love jiggling breast, I'm a guy let's face it its fun to watch but seriously!

I hate when the jiggle effect is over used. And this series uses it. The reason from what I have learned is that the mangaka is or was a hentai artist, so obviously jiggling is a side effect to this outstanding story. And because of that and it's little use near the beginning makes this story addictive. But since the beginning it has gotten worse and worse, what was the occasional panty shot, ignoring the gigantic racks of "Highschool girl" it is easy to overlook the obvious porn. But with this most recent chapter it is getting harder and harder. There is a scene where our group finds a net launcher. A very obvious tool with, a very obvious use. But one of our characters the nurse, Shizuka Marikawa, asks what it is and her first thought is...

Yeah, that was her very first thought. From this...

Why is all anime/manga turning to porn, excluding One Piece but we all see Nami's tits grow every issue! Seriously there was a time when parents would think that all anime was cartoon porn. And I fought to try and prove that wrong then it changed and just about all anime became porn. Looks at just about any anime now a days. Anything reviewed by “MasakoX” shows a huge increase of porn like images and panty shots galore! I have lost that battle. For this reason I can't watch the Highschool of the Dead anime. I tried but the jiggling is way too much! And the story is left at a random point considering the manga is released pretty irregularly. And with scenes like this

I'm kind of happy. I would have loved to see it go to the end but then the jiggling would kill me. Just scenes destroy the idea of it. Like the trailer showing a bullet go right between both breast and legs of Saeko Busujima.

Also I notice a lot of nip slips in manga more recently. “Sankarea” did it and Highschool of the Dead. Damn it anime stop making it hard to defend you. At least I'm not defending “Komodo No Jikan”.

Survival of the Dead Review/Rant (Thing)

*Note: I really wish I could be clearer but damn it if I am just so disappointed that it’s hard for me to even come up with the words to describe this movie. So much crap.*

This movie is spoiled! Spoilers.

After months of procrastination I have finally come into possession of "Survival of the Dead" And I must say it is the most non-Romero film I have ever seen.

Fuck up of the Dead

I have heard many opinions that "Diary of the Dead" is in fact the worst in the "Dead Series" I am of the opposing opinion. By no means is it the greatest, which in my own opinion goes to "Dawn of the Dead".
Mr. Romero claimed that "Survival of the Dead" was a western and I have to disagree with him. It is not a western it is a retelling of "The Hatfield’s and McCoy’s" renamed to be O’Flynns and Muldoons. Cowboy hats do not a western make.

Gimme Ya'lls brains!

4 National Guard members go AWOL in an attempt to try not to just survive the outbreak but live. They "Escape" to Plum Island with the hopes of a peaceful life only to find themselves right in the middle of 2 feuding families. The two families have different opinions on how to deal with the living dead. The Guard is forced to choose sides to try and survive for another day.

I have to say after a little bit of watching this movie I am seeing a serious lack of motives. The motives of both clans are made very well known at the beginning. Yet half way through we see that the Muldoons have lost sight of their original goal. Shooting all those who don't immediately show signs of their past life, as the Romero films have shown that the zombies do in fact keep a little bit of their formers selves as shown by "Big Daddy" in "Land of the Dead".

Misses his diving suit.

The characters are all shown to be horribly unlikable. All 4 of the guard members have barley any personality Sarge being the only one to show any bit of character growth and even that was weak and obvious. None of the Muldoons of the O’Flynns learn anything or change for the better or worse, except by dying. We see that a character from the beginning of the movie has turned to a zombie and absolutely nothing is mentioned as to why or how. No she's dead...oh and she is O’Flynns daughter. Well off to kill the Muldoons.

A twist that comes later is the fact that there is another sister, not just any sister a twin sister to Jane O’Flynns. Janet O’Flynn. Nothing is told about her, we never see her alive and she is riding a horse the entire time to make it look like she is Jane, who was seen riding the exact same horse earlier. The worst part of this is it comes absolutely out of nowhere, means basically nothing and only really is there to have the ending set up.

Fuck Deus Ex Sister!

Not only are the characters boring and stupid, but absolutely all the former movies are called into question by having the zombies randomly attack animals for food. When the previous films made it clear that the zombies have absolutely no taste for anything other than human.

Zombies don't like Chips.

Quite possible the worst part is when Jane O’Flynn looks at her zombie sister who is staring at her and for absolutely no reason, Jane insists that she remembers her. This leads to the obvious, Jane getting bit. Terrible characters, terribly boring story that makes no sense and the attempted destruction of the former movies.
I have to say this might be the worst of the Dead series. It tries to break the entire mythos set up by all other previous movies. The Only saving grace I can give this movie is the absolute ending. All things leading up to it were pointless but the very end speech and visual is all I can say was good for this one. I love the thought of continuing the Dead series but I have to ask please Mr. Romero, no more. The original trilogy is a masterpiece. Everyone past that is just a step downward until we are already in the grave. I don't want to say it but I think you may have lost touch with the creation, and now it is running amok.

I'm very sad to say that Survival of the Dead is not worth watching. In fact as a zombie fan, don't watch it lest you die a little inside. I feel that this film is a big middle finger to the fans. And I’m sorry I have to say that.

She doesn't know you, she wants to eat you! Stupid fucks.

I feel like this, rammed up the ass of the fans.

Let's Call it a Journal 2-3/3/2011

Not having a job or a life can really suck some times. All I really have to do with, my life is watch TV (Internet TV) and look at porn. Of course the latter is always more fun but still it can become boring. The first year after high school I got tired of sleeping and ever since have been trying to find a job. I was then to but I was much more relaxed about it. I've been tirelessly search now for about another year since my last 1. I worked for a pizza chain let's call it "Mittle Smeasars" and they let me go because they fired just about fucking everyone, yet they are still in business. And now the time has come I've fixed my sights on another job at a bakery/thrift store and I'm going in tomorrow for interviews and applications. Til then I'm preoccupying my time with a shoujo series called "Please Teacher!" which of course makes me miss having a girlfriend.

Pretty girls can be creepy to.

But then of course my love life is terrible. My first girlfriend would punch me in the face, and not just a silly "aww punch" but a serious punch in the face for no reason.

Like that but she came in from the cheek.

All I want in life is a sweet girlfriend who isn't afraid of sex...yes this sounds terrible but all the girls I know hate sex and that is sad. I'm not going to lie and say sex isn't important, I'm a realist and of course it is, but at the same time I want a girl who is strong enough to fight with me against the zombie hordes...like I said a realist.

She will rape you!

Is it so wrong to want a strong woman to stand by your side? Is it so hard to find a "Strong" woman who doesn't look like a lumberjack? I just want a willfully strong girl, who can be really hot or at least a 5...Shut up I know I am a bad person.

Is that a T-Mobile shirt?

Maybe I'll just have to wait for a zombie girl...it could be worse I guess.

Yes she's a zombie.

Who knows I could get lucky.

Double Edged Sword

Alright I have been hit with a double edged swords for right now. My internet is out sadly and that means things are a bit off. I have to use an outside internet to do anything. And because of that I am not able to bring you the first “Class 4 Podcast” which was set to be recorded yesterday.

But there is a bit of good news concerning the artist I mentioned in the last post. And that is I have a title card artist!

GirlsHateBoys

From now on, for the forseeable future she will be doing the title cards for at the very least “The Undeaducation” series. Which I wanted to announce on the podcast was coming back this coming March (the end of March). But I will be working on “The Undeaducation” video series and I have recorded about half the footage for a “Let's Play” I'm working on. So hopefully all things will come together and then I'll have a job by the end of the week, I hope!

But for now if I'm going to get anything done I'll be at a coffee shop...Fuckin life, huh?

Alright well I will try to update as regularly as possible.

And a big freakin thank you to GirlsHateBoys/OneAngryArtist/Lucretia!

My Kind of Magazine!

Alright other than being a zombie nut I'm also a guy so obviously I do have other thoughts on my mind than the undead...except in 2 small occurrences but that doesn't count and I'll talk about that some other time. Till then, one of the biggest things on my mind other than food and the undead is women. I have had a few girl friends in the past and I'd had my share of crazies including the one who punched me in the face on our first date. But not all women are bad. But sadly all men are pig. We fantasize about sex every 7 seconds or so and I don't think that ever stops. And I have a magazine that seems to agree with me.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you...

Girls and Corpses Magazine.

Yes indeed there is a magazine out there for everyone and I think I might have just found mine. Girls and corpses features articles and interviews with all sorts horror/comedy related pieces of news and information.

"We offer an alternative to fans of horror stalwarts Fangoria and Rue Morgue, by serving some guffaws with our gore." ~ GirlsandCorpses.com

And I will answer your question right now...Yes, they are real corpses.

There is no trick photography here. These are real girls and real corpses. And now you’re probably thinking
"1. I need to throw up.
2. How are these girls not dying from the diseases associated with rotting corpses?"

Well no that is not how they replenish corpses, by killing their models. That’s just sick...good business strategy though, never have to pay them.

The basic idea is that the corpses are cleaned and dried out so all safety precautions have been taken to insure the safety and health of the models. Also there is no threat of the corpses coming back for obvious reasons not to mention all the guts are gone and things like eyes have been replaced with false eyes, if needed.

As of this date I am not sure if this magazine is still in print the website is rather old it would seem but none the less it seems as though you are still able to purchase the back issues if you so choose to.

And I am very proud to say that from now on The Undeaducation Blog will feature a direct link to the Girls and Corpses site.

There is no need for you to worry...They'll be stiff for you.

Most Asked Questions:
Are your corpses real? Do you dig them up?
http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/monthly/questions.html

Does the future seem a little bleaker?

The Savior Guide #2: Finishing the Transmission(TA new line up and old)

Welcome back to The Savior Guide, this time great news! The first part of the Savior guide was awarded "The Awesome Blog of the Week" from Transmission Awesome, but from there we also learned that we were losing 2 of the co-hosts. Joe “AngryJoe” Vargas and Sean "HopeWithinChaos" Fausz are sadly no longer co-host to the greatest podcast on the Internet. AngryJoe is evidentially too busy with “Blistered Thumbs” and Sean is having health problems so he is no long on the podcast either. I think you all join me in wishing him the best. No matter what is said in these I hold deep respect for everyone I talk about.

Finishing the Transmission

New/Old Co-Hosts
(PawDugan does not count as old)

So with that out of the way I now bring you The Savior Guide part 2, which I will now go over the 2 new hosts and a few older hosts as well. So let's jump right in with the shining star or the (good) smelly flower of the revamped TA PushingUpRoses!

Name: Sarah " PushingUpRoses " Wilson

Gender: Female (look at her tits, with respect)

Body type: Fit, thin, small

Age (approximate): 21-26 (Ladies never tell)

Skills: writing, artist, entertaining, charming, programming

Bio: PushingUpRoses is an LPer, video producer, writer, and artist. She launched her website, PushingUpRoses.com, in the summer of 2009. She started advertising her website on “The Spoony Experiment” forums in hopes of getting more exposure, and later, like many other contributors, starting posting her videos on “YouTube”. Over the year, her work was noticed by the fans of the Spoony Experiment, and several TGWTG contributors, leading up to her gradual promotion to the site.

Show/site: Vinyl Destination, PushingUpRoses.com

(In a zombie situations, unless they are relevant)
Pros: Ability to breed (I knew we'd come to a point where a female would be on the list and I do have to say in a zombie outbreak scenario the ability to further the species is a necessity, but rape ain't cool, even in the end of the world she might not be into you.), her ability as an artist could prove invaluable to survival as well as a means of continued mental wellness, she can be used as bait for marauders, can fit into places other people can't.

Cons: Inability to keep “Paw” from going on a mad gun induced kill frenzy, possibly too nice (inability to kill those close to her, it might be necessary), small easily subdued.
Yeah, there wasn't much I can honestly say about Roses, she is newer and I don't have a lot of info about her available, other than that one video where she shaves “Paw”...it goes about as well as you think it would. So I'll move on to my favorite of the new co-hosts. The man who chose this series as "The Awesome Blog of the Week" Y Ruler of Time, also he was just my favorite new member before I knew I was chosen. But Paw wins as my personal favorite...back to the blog.

Name: Nikolas "Y Ruler of Time" Freeman

Gender: Male

Body type: Tall, skinny, possibly muscular?

Age (approximate): 25-27

Skills: Reading, ninja skills (not Naruto style), editing skill, Ability to concentrate under stress (he could put up with like 2 parts of “Prince of Tennis”, he's nearly a god)

Bio: A series of events eventually inspired Y to begin a new series, in which he would discuss manga. The idea occurred to him while he was re-reading a portion of the "Prince of Tennis" manga that he particularly disliked. Compelled to rant about the subject, Y sought a method to begin a manga review series. He emulated some of the techniques exhibited by "Linkara", who covers the similar medium of comic books. On February 8, 2008, Y released the first episode of "Read Right to Left" in which he reviewed Prince of Tennis, and the video was shortly featured as an Awesome Blog of the Week on Transmission Awesome's first live episode. After the second episode was again featured as an Awesome Blog, Y was offered a trial run as a featured contributor on the site. His "Naruto" review appeared on the site's main section, and received a large amount of positive feedback, resulting in Y being picked up by the site.

Show/site: Read Right to Left, Read Right to Left Blog

(In a zombie situations, unless they are relevant)
Pros: Tall, possible muscular so use physically, Great distraction, probably willing to kill people close to him (yet still trustable)

Cons: Needs glasses, voice can draw unneeded attention from zombies, possible berserker.

From here we move on to former co-hosts of Transmission Awesome, maybe they weren't good enough to handle that amount of awesome or maybe they couldn't stand the host talking about Lost constantly. By the way Chris How was lost this week? That’s right it's gone forever! Ha! But now we move on to a man who isn't just a man...He's a doctor.

Name: Billy "Dr. Gonzo" Smith

Gender: Male

Body type: A bit bigger than average

Age(approximate): 22-25

Skills: writing, podcasting

Bio: Dr. Gonzo took his name as a tribute to Gonzo Journalist, Hunter S. Thompson, and he will SLAM anyone who calls him a “Muppet”. He's flitted and floated in the Internet for a couple of years, first writing his articles on his personal blog (long since taken down) and spent a brief spell on SA, posting his blogs there. Frustrated with the lack of feedback he received, he removed his blogs and reposted one of his early articles on TGWTG, and when he witnessed the welcome he received, decided to make his permanent home there, and has been posting his articles there ever since.

On November 4, 2008, Dr. Gonzo was invited to become a featured writer on TGWTG, an offer he immediately accepted.

Show/site: Nerd To The Third, Dr. Gonzo's TGWTG Blog

(in a zombie situations, unless they are relevant)
Pros: Good scout, possibly a Muppet therefore free of zombie infection

Cons: Betray you for a Dr. Pepper, possibly slower than other people, gonzo journalism throws absolutely everything out of wack and is possibly complete fiction, possibly a Muppet.

Alright from our esteemed doctor we head off to a much colder place to take a look at Coldguy.

Name: Patrick "Coldguy" Burden

Gender: Male

Body type: Fat

Age (approximate): 23-26

Skills: reading, podcasting, writing

Bio: Coldguy has been writing for numerous websites in the past and took a leave of absence during a hectic time in his schedule. During the summer he decided to pick up his writing and wanted to start in a fresh blog. RandomBrainParticles peaked and Coldguy was looking to find another audience. In May of 2008 Coldguy found TGWTG.com and registered and started to blog on the site. He decided to make up for lost time he would write an article a day (sometimes two) making Coldguy the predominate force in the early days of blogging on the site.

Coldguy was nominated in the first Best of Blogs competition where he placed second behind LordVonQuack aka Rollo T. Due to the 2nd place entry Coldguy became a featured writer to the site, his older entries are still in the myblogs section with the first being a Random Review of the now defunct goodgametv.

Show/site: Spine Breakers, Foreign Delicacies, Its Coldguy's Blog, Coldguy's TGWTG Blog

(In a zombie situations, unless they are relevant)
Pros: Great bait/distraction, if cannibalism is needed he could last, he has a pretty mean punch (TGWTG Brawl)

Cons: That damn giggle! (Coldguy has an outrageously high pitched laugh, it is very useful to hunting zombies), Might be too busy reading the "The Zombie Survival Guide" (that I suggested to him, wishing you had read it earlier, huh?)

So be careful if saving Coldguy he might be...a Burden. From here we move on to one of the founders of channel awesome and the creator of TGWTG.com. We are moving to "the admin".

Name: Mike "the admin" Michaud

Gender: Male

Body type: average, muscular

Age (approximate): 28-33

Skills: CEO, Management skills, programming, administration skill

Bio: Mike Michaud aka "admin" is the administrator of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com and the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Channel Awesome. He also served as a co-host on the website's podcast, Transmission Awesome in Season 2. Mike also decides who the winners of the Best of Blogs are by going through the blogs section and seeing what the best blogs are much like Transmission Awesome's Awesome Blogs of the Week.

Michaud, a friend of Doug Walker aka ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, was the first to approach him with the idea to create a website in early April 2008, since YouTube had been causing Walker problems.

Since then, he has been an integral part of the site, serving as the website's admin. He is responsible for uploading videos to the site, and often posts updates on the status of the site. Michaud also scouts out new talent for the site and has notably recruited such contributors as Film Brain, The Dude in the Suede, Benzaie, and many more.

Show/site: ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, BlisteredThumbs.net

(In a zombie situations, unless they are relevant)
Pros: with a good build Michaud can be used for physical purposes rather easily, he can rally troops, he has an eye for unusual talent, can think outside the box

Cons: might go power hungry, a lot of random bitching.

So Mr. Michaud could prove to be a very valuable asset for any survival group. So i say say him! How else will we restart the Internet without him? Alright time to check the scores...

Sarah "PushingUpRoses" Wilson
4/5
Her charm might be hiding the lurking beast ready to kill if she loses Paw, also if she can't control him she probably can't control anyone, but the girl thing bumps her score up a lot. Treat her nicely she's a lady.

Nikolas "Y Ruler of Time" Freeman
4/5
His voice is great for a lot of things like guard duty but don't talk to him about “Prince of Tennis” or else every zombie within a hundred miles will be digging their teeth in your ass.

Billy "Dr. Gonzo" Smith
3/5
Only 2 things keep him from a 5 score. The possibility that he will betray the group for soda, and the yet unproven fact that he is in fact a Muppet.

Patrick "Coldguy" Burden
2/5
He would make good bait but he would probably be too busy reading the guide too late to save you.

Mike "the admin" Michaud
5/5
I'm not sucking up...love the site by the way.

All information on these Producers/Michaud was taken directly from the "Channel Awesome wikia" Also a small note to the editors of said wikia. In the Michaud section there is a misspelling of Transmission (Tranmission, first paragraph last sentence) as of 2/17/2011.

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 More to come!